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I worked hard for this 💍

I am going to laugh at this later.......


A couple months ago I noticed that my ring was tight when I woke up. I didn’t think anything of it. As time goes on I am finding it more and more difficult to get this thing off and on. Some days are better than others.


But tonight...

i crawl on my new couch (which is 🔥💥 btw) with the man to watch a little Netflix and catch up on work.

My hand hurts

My finger really hurts

Let me take my rings off


PULL........nothing

TWIST.........nothing

PULL & TWIST.........NUH👏🏾THING


finger turning red now



shea butter on finger......not budging


bathroom.....sink......water.....🧼..........WHAT IS GOING ON HERE JESUS?!?!?


Finger is RED & SWOLE NOW 😫


The Man: Silicone Rings?

Me: 😐


Ok so now I have to turn to the YouTube, Google and the Inter-webs


I am instructed to grab floss - didn't work

Hold hand above head and cover with ice (I used a bag of frozen mango chunks cuz that’s what I have) - nnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaajhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Finger is more swollen and red and rainbow 🌈 color


Sitting in ER

Staring at my wedding ring

Finger is blurple I can feel my pulse in my finger


FINALLY.....THEY CALL MY NAME!!!!!


Here comes the Lube!!!!


PULL........nothing

TWIST.........nothing

PULL & TWIST.........NUH👏🏾THING

repeat x 3


It’s still on my finger


Now that I’m in a room I have 2 biohazard bags full of ice on the top & bottom of my hand to try and get the swelling down.




MD comes - says let’s try some string. Sir see the above.... DID THAT IN THE FORM OF FLOSS did not work.


Here comes MacGuyver.......

He grabs a suture kit and an O2 mask

👀😧😐😶


The elastic band from the mask is threaded under my ring and the rest of the band is TIGHTLY and I mean TIGHTLY wrapped around the rest of my finger......and he Pulls the othwr end of the band to move the ring up my finger


CHILE.........I was wishing I was in labor that mess hurt so bad


Me: Sir I would like for you to let go of my finger

Him: I know but it’s moving

Me: that is great but nah......it would be better if you let go now.

Him: you sure

Me: 😨 yes


he gets some lidocaine


Him: its gonna hurt!

me: more than what you just did?

Him: Yup

Me: 😑 (sings Knuck if you Buck in my head) OK


two needle sticks + two more finger wraps =

TWO RINGS OFF


IT HURT

A LOT




The man picks me up and takes me home


The Man: Silicone rings

Me: YUP

P.S

Rings Are Safe

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